XMAS PIX!

CUPCAKE HATS!

omfg cute! i'm going to knit some and make little mini cupcake pillows and use buttons and beads as sprinkles. :)

http://woolwindings.blogspot.com/2006/01/cupcake-hat.html

SNOW KAS

SNOWMAN W/ A MULLET

OH DEER!

melissa's stocking stuffer! awesome isn't it? heh!

HAIRY BEAR

KASPER + MULLET= JOE DOG!

PENIS POWER!

this lady means bid-nizZz! she throws "the dirty" down in the most straightforward, yet satirical way, on *very* important matters such as penis power + mechanical jackrabbits for the clitoris + if he's been around he is a ho + getting screwed into slavery! enjoy!

WALL-E

by far the best movie i've seen this year. it was so romantic! brad loved it too. he secretly wants to hold my hand like ALL THE TIME now. wow! like magic! heh!

MACHIATO LA PETIT

KING KONG

OMFG I <3 MODCLOTH!

this shit is seriously hot! i'm in love w/ modcloth! love! love! love!

sold out! uugh! i would kill for these...



finally found some very vintage ugg replacements. brad will be stoked. tah-dah!

THE PSYCHIC SAID I NEEDED TO FOCUS ON MY ART...

came across some old photos of paintings i have loitering on the walls + corners + floors. the psychic said i needed to embrace my art and that it would take me places, like new york or something, which is funny b/c that's the last place i'd want to go. heh! anyhow, enjoy!

i'd like to think my paintings are along the lines of klimt's "adele"...ha! i just made myself laugh, but seriously this shit is hot! well worth the fight (as illustrated in the rape of europa)!


roos:


this is what roos started out as, but i fucked up: (i should have stuck it out)


chernobyl:


dish: (this one lives in our bathroom)


last but not least, hope:

OUR XMAS TREE

SWIMSUIT SLIM SANS ANAL LEAKAGE + EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

i bought alli, thinking it would help w/ weight loss, so that i could be swimsuit slim come february. little did i know the #1 side effects were ***anal leakage + explosive diarrhea***! gah!



luckily, rite aid was open 24 hrs and i returned it promptly after reading online reviews. whew!

the new swimsuit slim regiment consists of splenda replacing all sugar, except for natural sugars found in fruit + juice + such, lots of hot sauce to help speed up the metabolism and walking as much as possible, biking lots + no more cabs + walking during breaks, to burn some chub.

YAY FOR BROWN!

i fucked up the first round (2 boxes of hair dye). had to bleach out the metallic black dye. bleh! i'm pretty happy w/ today's results (1 box of bleach + 2 boxes of brown). not bad eh?



won't being going black for a while. it was a bitch to get out...

FOR THE SOUL OF THE GATEWAY TOWER

I MISS MGS! :(

Today is Thursday which means it's taco salad day even though I am far far away...

PRETTY FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

SOME DRUNK CHILLIN IN HIS PUKE + PEE

Oh the horrors of Halloween...

DOOD IS DONE

DOTS

WOW CONVO ON THE BUS

"You need to stop laying down when you play WoW b/c you are laying down the whole day."

"But I get headache when I play it and I need to lay down. I went to the dr for it."

"What dr did you go to?"

"I don't know, but he was really smart."

OMFG NASTY!

THE CENSORED MAN

MIRROR ON THE WALL...

DANCE CREATURE

THE GNOME MASK KIND OF SUCKS

I made my sister rock it around the store.

HEY HIPPIE

DO I TIP IF I ORDER SOMETHING TO GO?

I'm inclined not to because I'm not actually seated, receiving service, but I could be wrong. Thoughts?

FAREWELL EMPRESS

Apparently, the manufacturers of my beloved EMPRESS are no longer importing to the US. :(

MY PIZZA HAS POX

MY HANSOME BEAR + BUNNY

I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE, BUT HAPPY! :)

I just bought:

Nikon D40 Digital SLR Camera

18-55mm AF-S DX Nikkor Lens

55-200mm AF-S DX Nikkor Lens

Battery + Charger + Cables

Nikon SLR Case for the D40.

Nikon 2 Year Extended Warranty (Total 3 years coverage)

Nikon School DVD: Fast Fun And Easy

2GB High Speed SD Memory Card

Mini-Flex Tripod

Microfiber Cleaning Cloth

4 piece 55mm MACRO lens kit

No more excuses about posting shitty low-res cell phone pix. :)

SQUIRRELS LOVE COOKIES :)

BEN'S AWESOME POSSUM SHIRT

If only they made women's clothing with more flavor...

ORIENTAL ROSE

It's no EMPRESS...