XMAS PIX!

CUPCAKE HATS!

omfg cute! i'm going to knit some and make little mini cupcake pillows and use buttons and beads as sprinkles. :)

http://woolwindings.blogspot.com/2006/01/cupcake-hat.html

SNOW KAS

SNOWMAN W/ A MULLET

OH DEER!

melissa's stocking stuffer! awesome isn't it? heh!

HAIRY BEAR

KASPER + MULLET= JOE DOG!

PENIS POWER!

this lady means bid-nizZz! she throws "the dirty" down in the most straightforward, yet satirical way, on *very* important matters such as penis power + mechanical jackrabbits for the clitoris + if he's been around he is a ho + getting screwed into slavery! enjoy!

WALL-E

by far the best movie i've seen this year. it was so romantic! brad loved it too. he secretly wants to hold my hand like ALL THE TIME now. wow! like magic! heh!

MACHIATO LA PETIT

KING KONG

OMFG I <3 MODCLOTH!

this shit is seriously hot! i'm in love w/ modcloth! love! love! love!

sold out! uugh! i would kill for these...



finally found some very vintage ugg replacements. brad will be stoked. tah-dah!

THE PSYCHIC SAID I NEEDED TO FOCUS ON MY ART...

came across some old photos of paintings i have loitering on the walls + corners + floors. the psychic said i needed to embrace my art and that it would take me places, like new york or something, which is funny b/c that's the last place i'd want to go. heh! anyhow, enjoy!

i'd like to think my paintings are along the lines of klimt's "adele"...ha! i just made myself laugh, but seriously this shit is hot! well worth the fight (as illustrated in the rape of europa)!


roos:


this is what roos started out as, but i fucked up: (i should have stuck it out)


chernobyl:


dish: (this one lives in our bathroom)


last but not least, hope:

OUR XMAS TREE

SWIMSUIT SLIM SANS ANAL LEAKAGE + EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

i bought alli, thinking it would help w/ weight loss, so that i could be swimsuit slim come february. little did i know the #1 side effects were ***anal leakage + explosive diarrhea***! gah!



luckily, rite aid was open 24 hrs and i returned it promptly after reading online reviews. whew!

the new swimsuit slim regiment consists of splenda replacing all sugar, except for natural sugars found in fruit + juice + such, lots of hot sauce to help speed up the metabolism and walking as much as possible, biking lots + no more cabs + walking during breaks, to burn some chub.

YAY FOR BROWN!

i fucked up the first round (2 boxes of hair dye). had to bleach out the metallic black dye. bleh! i'm pretty happy w/ today's results (1 box of bleach + 2 boxes of brown). not bad eh?



won't being going black for a while. it was a bitch to get out...