ONEIDA SOUTH SEAS DINNERWARE

found this awesome set for sale on craigslist:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/clt/1185246513.html



they're absolutely beautiful! i'm hoping i can talk into lowering the price to something within my budget. cross your fingys!

PRETTY FLOWER

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ADD TO CART: PALM PRE

i want one of these little fuckers! i really like sprint's unlimited data/texts/etc price point over att's or tmobile's plans + how the phone has a real, hide-able qwerty keyboard. to make it even more awesome, it is purportedly compatible w/ itunes! fuck yah! i'm sold!

wishlist: SWANKY GEO-BOOKSHELF/TABLE

i'm wondering how hard it would be to build. hmm...

UPDATE: ok so i'm second guessing this item's swanky-ness. i'm thinking in about 15 years it'll be as appealing as this...



eek gads!

NEW FRESHWATER AQUASCAPE

ADD TO QUEUE: PARAMORE

misery biz
crushcrushcrush
that's what you get

wtf is wrong w/ me? i'm listing to teeny vamp shit. heh!

VROOM VROOM: VISITING MOM + DAD

ADD TO CART: SWANKY METAL WINGS

VROOM VROOM!

ADD TO CART: LAGUNITA'S HAIRY EYEBALL NOM NOM BEER

oh my mother fucker! just found out it's seasonal and NOBODY in seattle carries it at the moment. uugh! oh well. it'll just make it all the more awesome when it's back in season. cheers!

ADD TO CART: HAZED + INFUSED NOM NOM BEER

LIGHT RAIL TEST TRAIN!

wishlist: SWANKY ART BY LUKE CHUEH

http://www.lukechueh.com/

add to queue: NEW SHAKE YO ASS TRAX

Silver Screen Shower Scene by Felix da Housecat
Swing (Remix) by Savage & Pitbull
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) by Beyonce
Move (If You Wanna) by Mims
Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna
Disturbia by Rihanna
Live Your Life (feat. Rihanna) by T.I.
1 Thing (featuring Eve) by Amerie
Caught Up by Usher
Damaged by Danity Kane
Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
Love Lockdown by Kanye West
Heartless by Kanye West
Diva by Beyonce
Unpredictable (feat. Ludacris) by Jamie Foxx
A Milli by Lil Wayne
Move Your Feet by JUNIOR SENIOR
You Gonna Want Me by Tiga

SUPER AWESOME B-DAY PRESENTS FROM AMY!

bunny bottle opener:

flip-flop sox:

cupcake candle:

KILLER BULLSHIT BISCUTS!

this post is hilarious:



http://failblog.org/2009/05/20/attempted-murder-fail/

enjoy!

ok this is lame b/c apparently, the killer biscuit story is super fake. grr! would have been more awesome if it were true...

HAPPY B-DAY TO ME! OH NO...IT'S THE BIG 3-OH!

so let's see here... it's officially may 20th and that means i just hit the big 3-oh... so far it doesn't feel any different from 29, which was only an hour + 03 minutes ago.



last night i dreamt about zombies + how cutco knives were the only knives effective against them, since you had to cut off the zombie's head in order to stop them from pursuing you... they're guaranteed not to dull or your $ back or something along those lines... pretty funny after having reiterated it to a couple folks + watching them search in the back of their head for the proper response when you share something as odd as attack of the killer zombies mashed w/ an as seen on tv commercial. heh! :P

anyhow, life is good. no running from zombies. no need for knives. i've got a good job, a roof over my head, good friends, my family, plenty of $ so i never long for food or material possesions, an awesome bf + a darling little chubby puppy-muffin. what more can you ask for? :) well, maybe a a house of my very own w/ a yard big enough for kaspy, but that's something that's definitely do-able in the foreseeable future so i can't really complain. like i said, life is good. :) i wonder what i'll dream of tonight?

SUMMER RAIN @ 825

ADD TO CART: CHEEKY TOY BUNNY

AFRO KAS!

ADD TO CART: DUCHESS DE BOURGOGNE

nom nom stuff! @ $10.99 per pint it better be!

HAPPY DOG!

AMY IS ON HER WAY TO PORTLAND...

the girls are on a roadtrip to portland. amy texts me w/ "look what i just saw on my road trip :) lol" + this lovely picture of some random dood's ass. what a lovely way to start the weekend. heh!

KASPER LOVE PB+J SAMMICHES!

HOME-MADE DOLMADES + YOGURT SAUCE

BLISS ORGANIC MINT SOAP

BLISS PEPPERMINT MENTHOL

BLISS OATMEAL MINT SOAP

BLISS SOAPS IS ARE THE BEES KNEES!

in case you didn't already know by now... i love BLISS mint soaps! they're hand-made + au natural. rarely do I find minty soap that are any good. BLISS has like 4 different kinds of super awesome mint soap! 4! how rad is that?

did i mention how nice the owner is? he rox my sox! that's his mom's photo on his label. isn't that cute?

PUPPY-SITTING CAM CAM!

KASPER BEING KASPER...

MILDLY ENTERTAINING TEXT MSGS...

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

K-FIX SHOVING BDAY CAKE IN HER MOUF CHOKING TO DEATH ON BDAY CAKE!

ends up kristyn was choking on her bday cake. we had to give her the heimlich. cake projectiles everywhere. heh! thank god she's ok. washed the hurt down w/ some beer + finished off trivia in 2nd or 3rd place. i don't remember. :)

BUNNIES + BELLS

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

this game is the shit! go little bunny! go!

FREE GRILLED KFC MEAL

i know KFC doesn't rank very high on people's lists, but given the state of the economy + the fact that it's free... why not give it a try? unfortunately, i won't be able to join you in this adventure due to my recent ban on earth-bound-critters, but thought i'd share.

here's the link:
http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20090430-tows-kfc-coupon-download

OH BTW I GAVE UP MEAT...

well, umm just red meat + chicken. still down w/ the fish + crustaceans. going out to eat + coming up w/ dinners for brad and i has been kind of tough, since he hasn't given up anything and i don't want him to suffer + starve, but we've been able to manage. hopefully, this will reduce the amount of junk food + greasy goodness intake so 1) i eat better + lose some of this chub, 2) i pick-up some much needed cooking skills + 3) save $ by not gorging ourselves via the drive-thru.

trader joe's has made the transition from meat-eater to veggie/pesce-lover pretty easy. so far so good.

last night's menu included blanched asparagus (lightly dusted w/ garlic salt) and garlic shrimp sitting on a bed of baked sweet potato fries. not bad, eh?

ANGRY BEAVERS BEARS! RAWR!

apparently, they're bears... i'm sure tyler f-ing hates me for calling them beavers, but they're pretty awesome either way!

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS WEAR YOU DOWN!

saw this as someone's signature on one of the forums i follow:

01001001011011000110110001100101011001110110100101 11010001101001011011010111010101110011001000000110 11100110111101101110001000000110001101100001011100 10011000100110111101110010011101010110111001100100 011101010110110100100000011001010111001101110100

saw all the 0's + 1's and knew it was binary so i went to http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp to get it translated....

ends up it says:

illegitimus non carborundum est

...had no idea what it meant so i google'd "illegitimus non carborundum est" and went to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegitimi_non_carborundum to get the skinny!

ends up it's a ballsy phrase:

don't let the bastards wear you down

...but whomever came up w/ it was shit-tacular @ latin! read the wiki. it's good shit! i love it when people try to use big words OR say things to make them sound smart, when really they're ass-hats b/c they didn't use the word or phrase correctly.

*a-hem!*

010011100110111101101100011010010010000001101110011011110111
010001101000011010010111001100100000011100000110010101110010011011010110
100101110100011101000110010101110010011001010010000001110100011001010010
0000011101000110010101110010011001010111001001100101

:)