MY NEW SUPER AWESOME DIVIDER LUNCH THINGIE!

this is the coup-de-gras of lunch containers!

MY NEW SUPER AWESOME SALAD THINGIE!

it's got a cubby for a fork + a special dressing/sauce container! pretty fucking rad imo...

FUNNY EYE MAKE-UP DEMO: MASCARA THAT VIBER-RATE!

the best part is when she starts viber-rating! :P

HAPPY B-DAY TO ME!

i'm officially 31!  it's been a crazy few weeks...  put in 2 weeks notice.  accept an offer.  bought a new motorcycle.  trip to the ER.  tell my parents not to worry about me and actually mean it.  fought w/ the neighbor across the street.  commit to hiring a dog walker (something which i've been meaning to do).  not cry at work when i'm overwhelmed.  admit to my sister how crazy life REALLY is/has been.  wow!  what a whirlwind 30-ish has been...  :)  onto 31!  bring it!      

SCARY SHE UEMURA MOISTURE MASKS

i'm cracking myself up right now...

OMFG! THIS DJ IS...

apparently, this dj is the worst wedding dj ever! the video is hilarious. enjoy!

YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY

what a bitch!  some lady just yelled at me about not picking up after my dog b/c i was walking to the car to get a dog poo bag refill b/c the one on my leash was empty.  i let her know what i was doing, but she didn't apologize.  i'm about to post signs all over the neighborhood.  i am fucking livid right now.  what a bitch!!!  i'm the one that picks up other people's dog's poo b/c i'm a good neighbor like that.  i talk to my dog and was like "uh oh kas.  we ran out of poopy bags.  gotta' get some out of the car!"  maybe if she was paying attention she would have heard me, but decided to be a fucking snotty ass bitch instead and harass me about it.  nice!  you are some quality fucking people you dumb bitch!  you are clearly an ugly person on the outside and deserve it b/c you are ugly on the inside as well!  grr!

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MY STOCK OF DOG POO BAG REFILLS:

I HAVE LIVED IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ALMOST 5 YEARS AND USE THE SAME POTTY PATCH DAILY AND HAVE NEVER NOT PICKED UP AFTER MY DOG! IF YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO LOOK AT MY LEASH YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN A DOG POO BAG HOLDER WHICH WAS EMPTY FROM ALWAYS PICKING UP AFTER MY DOG.  I WAS GOING BACK TO MY CAR TO GET A REFILL BUT RAN INTO YOU INSTEAD. YOU SHOULD MAYBE THINK ABOUT APOLOGIZING FOR YOUR VERY UNFRIENDLY, UNNEIGHBORLY BEHAVIOR.


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UPDATE: 
i just posted signs all over the neighborhood and talked to the mgr of her building and had him post it in the common areas. i told him that i really didn't appreciate getting yelled at like that.  grr!

wishlist: SHARK SHAPED SLEEPING BAG

this is kind of awesome!

2009 Kawasaki Ninja EX250

UPDATE: 2010-05-10

holy hot mess!  this bitch is like brand spankin' new!  basically, it's never been  ridden outside of this guy's cul-de-sac b/c dood never got his endorsement.  he's only asking $3900 for it!  it's got like 150 miles on it + the tires have full tread on 'em + no scratches in sight!  it is a f-ing screaming deal considering no tax b/c i'm buying it off the owner instead of a dealer + the fact that it needs 0 maintenance prior to me riding it b/c it's never been ridden.  i am picking it up tomorrow!  omfg yay! 

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i'm totally freaking out right now!  i'm all over it!  got an appointment to check it out tomorrow 730pm!  eeeeeeeeeeeeek!  :)

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK SURPRISE!

our misc ID cards under black light revealed a glow-in-the-dark surprise! :)

SITTING HERE WATCHING SLUGS GO BY...

my bike battery is dead + i need a jump! :(

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!

BRAD'S NEW BEDSPREAD

ahh so luxurious for not a whole lot of dough! yay for target!  :)