some douche bag walks up and says...

DOOD: that's a nice bike!
ME: thanks!
DOOD: i didn't think a girl could ride a bike, but then saw you and you're a girl.
ME: uhh...ok?
DOOD: that's a nice bike!
ME: yah...you should get one!
DOOD: so what do you do?
ME: i'm an engineer.
DOOD: like a motorcycle engineer?
ME: no.
DOOD: do you work at microsoft?
ME: no.
DOOD: is your name ninja?
ME: no dood. that's the name of the bike.
DOOD: oh i thought the name was kawasaki.
ME: nope.
ME: have a good one!

granted dood is foreign, but still. that was uber douche! i was done w/ the convo when it started, but couldn't get away fast enough b/c i was putting on my bike lock. gah!