BLISS SOAPS IS ARE THE BEES KNEES!

in case you didn't already know by now... i love BLISS mint soaps! they're hand-made + au natural. rarely do I find minty soap that are any good. BLISS has like 4 different kinds of super awesome mint soap! 4! how rad is that?

did i mention how nice the owner is? he rox my sox! that's his mom's photo on his label. isn't that cute?

PUPPY-SITTING CAM CAM!

KASPER BEING KASPER...

MILDLY ENTERTAINING TEXT MSGS...

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

K-FIX SHOVING BDAY CAKE IN HER MOUF CHOKING TO DEATH ON BDAY CAKE!

ends up kristyn was choking on her bday cake. we had to give her the heimlich. cake projectiles everywhere. heh! thank god she's ok. washed the hurt down w/ some beer + finished off trivia in 2nd or 3rd place. i don't remember. :)

BUNNIES + BELLS

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

this game is the shit! go little bunny! go!

FREE GRILLED KFC MEAL

i know KFC doesn't rank very high on people's lists, but given the state of the economy + the fact that it's free... why not give it a try? unfortunately, i won't be able to join you in this adventure due to my recent ban on earth-bound-critters, but thought i'd share.

here's the link:
http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20090430-tows-kfc-coupon-download

OH BTW I GAVE UP MEAT...

well, umm just red meat + chicken. still down w/ the fish + crustaceans. going out to eat + coming up w/ dinners for brad and i has been kind of tough, since he hasn't given up anything and i don't want him to suffer + starve, but we've been able to manage. hopefully, this will reduce the amount of junk food + greasy goodness intake so 1) i eat better + lose some of this chub, 2) i pick-up some much needed cooking skills + 3) save $ by not gorging ourselves via the drive-thru.

trader joe's has made the transition from meat-eater to veggie/pesce-lover pretty easy. so far so good.

last night's menu included blanched asparagus (lightly dusted w/ garlic salt) and garlic shrimp sitting on a bed of baked sweet potato fries. not bad, eh?

ANGRY BEAVERS BEARS! RAWR!

apparently, they're bears... i'm sure tyler f-ing hates me for calling them beavers, but they're pretty awesome either way!

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS WEAR YOU DOWN!

saw this as someone's signature on one of the forums i follow:

01001001011011000110110001100101011001110110100101 11010001101001011011010111010101110011001000000110 11100110111101101110001000000110001101100001011100 10011000100110111101110010011101010110111001100100 011101010110110100100000011001010111001101110100

saw all the 0's + 1's and knew it was binary so i went to http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp to get it translated....

ends up it says:

illegitimus non carborundum est

...had no idea what it meant so i google'd "illegitimus non carborundum est" and went to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegitimi_non_carborundum to get the skinny!

ends up it's a ballsy phrase:

don't let the bastards wear you down

...but whomever came up w/ it was shit-tacular @ latin! read the wiki. it's good shit! i love it when people try to use big words OR say things to make them sound smart, when really they're ass-hats b/c they didn't use the word or phrase correctly.

*a-hem!*

010011100110111101101100011010010010000001101110011011110111
010001101000011010010111001100100000011100000110010101110010011011010110
100101110100011101000110010101110010011001010010000001110100011001010010
0000011101000110010101110010011001010111001001100101

:)